Bacon, lettuce. tomato, fried egg, double cream gouda and sweet chili mayo
Dinner Tonight — Lobster Rolled
One benefit of the Memorial Day food sales is cheap grillables. Ordinarily, I’d rather do whole, live lobster, but that involves the effort and, to some, unpleasantness of executing a living thing in your kitchen. Also, it’s a school night.
So, I made do with a couple of tails, which for $8 total seems like a reasonable weeknight meal.
There are two clear schools of thought on the lobster roll: mayo and celery vs. drawn butter and herbs. One is served cold, the other, ideally, is warm. I trend toward the former, especially at the moment when it’s hot outside. Don’t get me wrong. Hot buttered lobster is delicious, but I’d usually rather eat that dish separated into its constituent parts, using the bread to lap up any extra butter.
What I’ve learned here tonight is that I should’ve bought two more lobster tails and done both.
ANYWAY, the recipe:
2 lobster tails
2 tablespoons of mayo (more or less to taste)
1 stalk celery, diced fine
3 chives, snipped
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1/4 teaspoon celery salt
Squeeze of lemon juiceSteam the tails, covered, over an inch of simmering water for 7 minutes.
Shock tails in ice water bath
Remove meat and coarsely chop.
Combine lobster with all other ingredients and set to chillWhen ready to eat, toast buns (I cut a thin strip off the outside of a bakery hotdog bun, brush with butter and toast), line with lettuce and stuff with lobster mix.
Only about 30 minutes of active work and, even using frozen lobster tails, moist and springy with a nice vegetal and textural contrast.
You can do worse on a Tuesday.
Lunch Today:
Benton’s Country Ham, Homemade New Glarus Beer Bread, Mustard, Swiss
It’s gross and rainy out, so I’m watching bad movies and cooking. I have something *excellent* on tap for later, but this was a pretty OK stopgap.
Dinner Tonight: French Dip, Horseradish, Homemade Jus
Yes, I would have liked to have the cheese a little more melted. But I was hungry, and the only way I could think to do so quickly was to put the torch to it (dammit! why didn’t I put the torch to it?).
Still, this is a pretty fine treatment for a $6 piece of beef.
Dinner Tonight
- Bacon, Lettuce, Apple and Tomato with Basil Remoulade
- Kel’s Pasta Salad (not pictured)
I made a club sandwich tonight that I lovingly adapted/shamelessly ripped from Cafe Hollander’s Grand Cafe Club.
From bottom to top:
- TOAST
- sweet chili mayo
- red onions
- prosciutto
- white cheddar
- bacon
- homemade garlic aioli
- TOAST
- sweet chili mayo
- white cheddar
- roasted turkey
- sliced pears
- prosciutto
- homemade garlic aioli
- TOAST
- pickle
Introducing: The Jucy Lucy
Minneapolis taverns are famous for serving a sandwich called the Jucy Lucy, a moist beef burger stuffed with American cheese. Now, learn how to make it.








